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Mon 28 Feb 2011

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai…

Posted by sonam under Funny Shayari 

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,

Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,

Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,

Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,

dil dhadakta hai baar baar,

par yeh sochkar kehte hain,

ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,

thoda nai besumar kiya tha,

dil tut kar reh gaya,

jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,

Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,

husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,

faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,

ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi

wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi

main sindoor le kar khada tha

wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,

Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,

Zamana teji ka hai,

Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!

Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,

Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style

Hawa me udna panchi ka style

Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style

Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,

Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .

Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,

Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,

Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,

Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,

Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,

Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,

Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,

Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast

Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi

Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi

Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi

Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the

Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the

Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye

ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari

Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri

Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,

Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,

Agar awaaz hot toh.

Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,

Agar Saaz ho toh.

Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,

Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,

Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se unhe good morning…woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi catWhat is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke femaleYaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

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Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao!

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Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye…Dil sey aisa CUT kiyake PASTE karna bhool gaye…

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Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

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Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,

peeche walon ko age na jaane do

aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.

Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,

Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.

Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,

50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.

Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,

30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.

Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.

Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,

Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.