Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha
Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai,
Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai,
Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai,
Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!
Tere Chehre Par
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!
Dil Kehta Hai
Dekho awaz dekar pass hume paogi..
Aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge..
Dur rehkar bhi tumpe nazar hai meri,
Hantho se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaogi…
Mohbbat Karna
Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….
Chandni Raat Thi
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Bolaa Dukaan Daar
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….
Tairna Hai To
Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,
Nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai,
Mohabbat karni hai to apne watan se karo,
In bewafa hasino mein kya rakha hai……
Fer Ki Hoyeya
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
Saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Sahrab Dard ki Dawa
Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…
Aey Chaand
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.
Chaand Ko Garoor Hai
Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera dost Langoor hai
Bhuto Sa Chehra
Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai
Frustrated Sardar
Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says,
Tel me joke in which i’m not involveed.”
She smiles and says I am pregnant.
Jo Dekhi Teri Tasveer
Jo dekhi teri tasveer to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.
Kar Dete Hai Ghayal
Kar dete hai ghayal mujhe………
Apne baalon ko hawa mein khula mat,
Chodna yaara gaur farmayiega
Gaur farmayiega….
Apne baalon ko hawa mein khula mat chodna yaara……
Warna log….teri dandruff se panaah mange ge.
Rab Se Scooter Manga
Rab se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia..
Mujhse Baat Kare
Jab tujhe dekhu my dil start flying,mujhse baat kare I keep trying,
Jab door jaye I felt like crying,are itna tension mat le I was lying.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
