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Friday 24 June 2011



Animal Jokes – Mouse to Elephant



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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abi Jan Dey Dun


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Macher Ka Over Time

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun


1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola
Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu


Ek Admi Kay Pass Two Parrots Hotay Hain
Ek Parrot Har Waqt Sajday Main Rahta Hai
Aur
Dosera Parrot Tasbi Patrta Rahta Hai
Iss Admi Kay Hamsay Kay Pass Ek Female Parrot Hoti Hai
JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI
Har Waqt Kisi Ko Tang Karti Rahti Hai
Female Parrot Wala Admi Apnay Hamsay Say Kahta Hai
Kah Aap Mera Parrot Apnay Parrots Kay Pass Rakh Lain
Taikah Woh Bhi Aap Kay Parrots Ki Tarah Sharif Ho Jaiy
Woh Kahta Hai Kah Theak Hai
Lehaza Male Parrots Wala Admi
Female Parrot Ko Apnay Ghar Lay Ata Hai
Woh Female Parrot Ko Male Parrot Kay Cage Main Rakh Deta Hai
Jaisay Hi Male Parrots Female Parrot Ko Dekhta Hai
Jo Tasbih Parta Rahta Hai
Woh Apni Tasbi Door Phank Kar
Sajday Paray Huay Parrot Say Kahta Hai
Uth Yaar


3 Choro Saath Mein Bethay Hotay Hain

1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye(Tea) Peeta Hoon
K Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Say Nikalti Hai Mein Peejata Hoon

2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Mein To Ketlee Mein He Tyaar Ker K
Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon

3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Moon(Mouth) Mein
Doodh, Patee Aur Cheenee(Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Choolhay(Gas Burner)
Per Beth Jaata Hoon


Bacha:
Maine Hathi K Samne
12 Kailay Rakhe Usne 11 Khaliay
1 Q Nhi Khaya?

Admi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gaya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nahi
12wa Kaila Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara
Maine Hathi K Samne 12 Kailay Rkhe
To Usne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Admi:
Saray Kailay
Plastic K Hongay?

Bacha:
Nahi Ghalat.
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.



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Tags: childrens jokes, funny hathi sms, hathi mere sathi messages, plastic sms
Funny Jokes – Elephant N Banana

An Elephant Has 5 Bananas N He Is Hungry,
But He Doesnt Eat Da Bananas.Y?

Cuz Da Bananas R Made Of Plastic.

Next.Q

Da 5 Bananas R Real
Bt Yet Da Elephant Does Nt Eat It.Y?

Coz Da Elephant Is Made Of Plastic.

Hahahaha.
Nvr Gv Up.

1 More Q.

Now,

Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real,
Bt Yet He Cant It.Y?

Cuz Da Bananas R In Da TV.

Ooops!!!
Cool Down

Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV,
Bt Yet He Cant Eat It.Y?

Cuz They R On Difrnt Chanels.

Hehehehehe..

Ok Sory!

Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV N On Da Same Chanel,
Bt Cant Eat It Yet.Y?

Cmon Think

Cuz TV Is Off!….



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Animal Jokes – Loafer Elephant

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them
Then A
Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!!
3600-2400-3600.




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Animal Jokes – Mouse to Elephant

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

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