Sardar Hindi SMS

Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
If I was born before that I would have died.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: I killed a person
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail .
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the KEY HOLE.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile .
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

After returning back from a foreign trip,
Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name.?
Sardar: I don't know!
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name.?
Sardar: See my legs.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline: Blood Bank lutya gya.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER
SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Sardar Ji was committing suicide, someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road?.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don't Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don't Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
:
:
Think?
:
:
Very simple
:
:
Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

2 Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister?.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: STUPID what r u doing?
Sardar: B.Com final year.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
For what you order, will come 1st!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked, How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receiptionist: One second sir?. .
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don't understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
.
.
.
.
Just knock the door.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, DELIVERED .
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don't know.
Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: I'll take from tomorrow, coz' today is finals.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Joke in one word - SARDAR
Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don't know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop?,
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys
The Sardars Celebrated.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji lost his cheque book.
He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager: You should have taken care as any one can sign
your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji: How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have a
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
~ Sardar SMS Text Message


Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying?.
When a person asked what he was doing?.
He replied? Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar?!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar proposed a girl??
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u??.
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do??
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants, sit & then do.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday."
"How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
"Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A man asks a sardar:
What about your paper of english.?
sardar said:
It was ok but I forgot 3rd form of think.
Then I thought
and thought
and thought
then wrote THUNK
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Sardar: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar runs home yelling Pack your bags honey.
I just won the 10Million lotto.
Wife: Do I pack for the beach or mountains?
Sardar: Who cares? Just pack and get lost!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:
"It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

In an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house?
still he was in jail??.why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It's loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend.. And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love )
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
Bombay ?.Bombay
Airhostess said: B silent.
Sardar: Ok? Ombay? Ombay.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher: What is tha difference between orange & apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message



Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam.
But in exam he got "Father" essay.
so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this....
" I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.
But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Sardar: U mean if I am on diet, I can?t look at the menu also?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message


1 Sardar was passing in front of the Police Station
and he read on a poster that
Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
I Want To Apply For This Job ?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji: Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually.
He met his friend on the way?
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : Is it! then, how
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board.
It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room.
Sardar writes under.. Let the men Permit to Enter..
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
.
.
I made a mistake
.
.
.
Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
I was made by a mistake
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Inspector to Sardar: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Sardar: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know??
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message


Sardar: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: I don?t know.
Sardar: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto?:D
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1?????.A25
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

friend to Sardar:
you are suppose to go to doctor todaya
what happened??
Sardar replied:
today I am not feeling good.
So I will go tomorrow.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop?..:p
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I'm seeing how I look while sleeping
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

K B C Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and
found all people sitting were Sardars
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message


How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor.
People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji what happand?" He said"i dont know i came just now"!!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

It was sardar wedding anniversary.
his wife asked : shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Sardar : Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
Today's dinner should be light
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: ?Doctor, my son swallowed a key.'
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected
After much thought he writes: Yes.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar lost his cheqbook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign..?
I am not a fool.
I've already signed all the cheques.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ?T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
COMING SOON
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Do sardar ja rahah hote hain,
k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,
sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea I'm new to this city..
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar's wish: when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anythig.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Sardar rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
PUTTAR hua PUTTAR(Boy babby Born).
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It"s a gal
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks for the boots.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to ass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -
"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said SMILE PLEASE
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
~ Sardar SMS Text Message


1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the.
Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe hn?
Srdrji:Me mathematician hun.
Me ne daal SUPPOSE ki hui hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV
Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said "Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hai
Sardar ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga
ha ha ha
Thooka ham ne naam kuttay ka aaye ga..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

sardar to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di???
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,
Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.
sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message