Best April Fool Hindi SMS

1. Funny april fool jokes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

2. Funny April Fool Jokes In Hindi

We’ve known each other for quite a while now,
do u think we can b more than friends?
cos i like u very much.
will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

3. funny april fool jokesIn English 2012


You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

4. Funny April Fool Jokes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

5. Funny April Fool Jokes
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

1. April Fool SMS Text Messages And Jokes
In your life, when you wake up
& don’t see any one, then
come to me, i’ll be there to
hold ur hand & take you to
the EYE SPECIALIST.

2. April Fool 2012 Text Messages And Jokes
A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

3. April Fool English Text Messages And Jokes

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl…
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool

4. April Fool Urdu Text Messages And Jokes

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

5. April Fool Hindi Text Messages And Jokes

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….fool?

6. April Fool Prank Text Messages And Jokes

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se
ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo
DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.


Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai


“Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Happy April fool day

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
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Ban gaye na April fool hahaha

In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

“Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?”

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN,
Happy April Fool Day

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Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message padh raha tha.

~ April Fool Hindi SMS

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL's
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Gadha Bandha hua hai
Batao wo door padi Ghas ko kese khayega
socho
Ullu k patthay woh Bandha hay
par Badi Rassi se bandha hay
Aagay badh k khaaa le ga
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
Kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki AIDS chhune se nahi failta.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai??
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai?!
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho?.saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Happy april fool
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,
TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU,
HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

April Fool Hindi SMS

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
~ April Fool Hindi SMS


143 Kya hai?
i love you
no
i miss you?
no
i wish you
no
143 means Ek Sou Taintaalees.
ma-baap ne kitni ummid se padhaya tha besharam.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
Salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha
Aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu.
upar dekhna chaiye tha na.
Mobile me aayega kya
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Attendence..
Pappu, Yes Sir
Bablu, Yes Sir
Tinku, Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairat zameen per
~ April Fool Hindi SMS


Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
Mil Gaya
oye Oye mil Gaya
Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
April main mera SMS padney wala ik or bewaqof mil gia,
HELLO FOOL
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.

Warna
.
GADHA mar jayega
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
dekha, ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Us Ne kaha Faraz
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.. :-)
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......

train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS