My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
Aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko.
April Fool Messages
kya meri naak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jaisi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?
April fool Hindi SMS
“Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.”
April Fool Messages
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R
Marathi April Fool SMS Text Messages And Jokes in 2011
Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dila
Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?
Marathi April Fool SMS Text Messages And Jokes In 2011
Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya
chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda me bill bharte …
April Fool !!!
Sorry Sorry E, SMS Ariyadhe Send Aayi Poyi.
Thaazhottu Nokkanda Avide njan Anavasyam Ezuthittunde
Please Nokkaruthu plz. PLS ”
“ANAVASYAM”
April Fool Malayalam SMS Text Messages And Jokes
Do you know the meaning of SMS? SIMHAM ayachu
MONKEY vayikkunna SMALL message.
Entha nokkunnathu?
Vegam arkkengilum forward
cheythu SIMHAM ayikko
April Fool Malayalam SMS Text Messages And Jokes
Speciality of girls:
karnataka-dresing
Chenai-Stylish
Punjab-Colourful
Mumbai- Hot
Andhra-Attractive
Kerala-Onumilengilum
ahankarathinu oru kuravumila..!
April Fool SMS In Hindi Jokes And Text Messages
Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein “war” word add kar lena.
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha
In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha
Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”
To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai
Qaum Bani Fool
Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora
In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora
Siyasat Khappe Khappe
April Fool SMS In Hindi Jokes And Text Messages
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Si
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
1. April Fool Day SMS Text Messages In Hindi
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho,
hai to tu ghonchu hi…
April fool SMS Text Messages In Hindi
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY
LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
April Fool SMS Text Messages In Hindi
Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Ek Aur Bana Dya
Happy April Fool In Advance ;->
April fool sms text messages in hindi
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful”
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
” aprilfool, aprilfool “
April Fool SMS Text Messages In Hindi
Aisa hai pyar humara,
main kishti tu kinara
mai dhanush tu teer
mai matar tu paneer
mai barish tu badal
mai rajma tu chawal
mai hot tu cool
mai april tu fool
ha ha ha.
Latest and Great Ideas list For April Fools Day 2012
April Fools day ideas
1. Advertise your bosses job in the local newspaper
(Great if you want to get fired !).
2. Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a truck, ferrari, etc.
(Make sure the car isn’t already on!)
Then get in it and have your parents start it up and it will pop.
It will sound like the tire popped.
3. I hid in my mom’s closet before she got out of the shower at 6 am.
When she got her clothes on and headed out,
I grabbed her leg and made her cry!
4. Scrape the cream out of oreo cookies and
fill them with white toothpaste!.
computer mouse – ensure that it covers the ball or the
optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse,
it won’t work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.
6. Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person
(e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am
they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.
7. Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads
of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.
8. Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite)
on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw.
Then go around the office and say you
were hit beacuse you didn’t get the report in on time.
9. Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say
” I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! ” – Act surprised they didn’t know yet.
10. Get a universal remote control and turn the volume
up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby.
Try be covert so you can keep doing it.
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