April Fool SMS And Jokes in Hindi 2012

1st Fool Of 2012


Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2012


YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

Someone Misses U..
Needs U,, Worries About U,, Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see

CUTE persons in the world!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don

Ramdev ji ka yoga

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.


Attendence


Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Plz don’t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Tumhe MALARIA hai

Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata
tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….?


You are a GHONCHU

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

If u save this msg

If u save this msg,
it means I’m cute.
If u edit this,
I’m still cute.
If u fwd this,
u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

If you are in tension

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE
your tensions.

When u feel sad

When u feel sad,
to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Can I sell you?

The time since I have met u,
i have realized that a friend like
you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……

Pay The Bill

I wnt u to b wit me in a
nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight
Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.
Pay The Bill

All ways keep your LOVER’S

All ways keep your LOVER’S photo
in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble
see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem
bigger than this…

U will be a ROSE

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .