Zardari Funny SMS

Pakistan Ki Roots Kis Cheez Se Kati Ja Rahi

Do U Know

Q:Pakistan Ki Jare’n (Roots)
Kis Cheez Se Kati Ja Rahi
Hyn ?

1. Qainchi
2. Kulhaari
3. Aari

Ans:
Jawab Hy Aari Aari

Q: Kia Aap Ko Us Aari
Ka Rung Maloom Hy ?

1. Surkh
2. Siyaah
3. Zard

Answer:
Jawab Hy

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ZARD-AARI =P

Yeh Qabrastan Bhutto Ka Hai

Jab Main Maron Tu Mujhe
Ghari Khuda Bakash Main Dafnaya Jaye.

Mumtaz Bhutto:
Yeh Qabrastan Bhutto Ka Hai
Kutton Ka Nahi.:-)

Samajh To Gaye Honge Aap

A For Saib
B For Kela
C For Billi
D For Gadha
E For Hathi
F For Machli
G For Bachi
I For I LOVE U
J 4 Jugga Badmash
K 4 Patang
L 4 Shair
M 4 Bandar
N 4 Ghonsla
O 4 Ullu
P 4 Tota
Q 4 Fatima Jinnah Ka Bhai
R 4 Khargosh
S 4 Saanp
T 4 Bait-Ul-Khala
U 4 Chhattri
V 4 Pyar Mohabbat Ka Din
W 4 Tarbooz
X 4 Dhaancha
Y 4 Peela
Z 4 . . . .
UTTA (Samajh To Gaye Honge Aap):-D

Hanso Mat Forward Karo.
TAALEEM SUB KE LIYE HAI..

Zardari Sirf Mera Hy

1 Jamadarni 2sri Se:

Mjhe Tou Asa Lrka Chahye Jo
Chor Ho
Qatil Ho
Neech Ho
Corrupt Ho

2sri Jamadarni:
Chal Kamini

“Zardari” Sirf Mera Hy:-D

Presidnet Zardari Clock


A Man Dies,
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.
He Ask Angel:
Wat R These 4?
Angel:
These R Lie Clocks,
Everyone Has A Lie Clock,
Whnevr U Lie On Earth Clock Moves.
The Man Point Towards A Clock & Ask:
Whose Clock Is This?
Angel:
Its M.Ali Jinnah’s.
Its Never Move,
Showing Dat He Never Told Lie.
The Man Ask,
Where Is Presidnet Zardari Clock?
Angel:
Thats In Our Office,
We Use It As A TABLE FAN…  

PAKISTAN Khush Hall Hota

Teacher:

Wo Konsi Raat Thi Jo Na

Hoti To “PAKISTAN” Khush-Hall Hota?

Student:

Zardari Ki Maa Ki Suhag Raat.

Sheela Ki Jawani Zardari Version

Sheela Ki Jawani (Zardari Version)

Jaanay Na Jaanay Q
Dunya Ye Sari Meri Mout Ki Hei Deewani

Maanay Na Maanay
Q Qaum Ye Sari Mere Qatal Ki Hei Deewani

Dil Karta Hei
Houlay Houlay Se Poori Qoum Ko Mein Khaa Jaoun

Kisi Or Ki Mujko Zarurat Kya
Mei To Mulk Ko Loot’ta Jaoun

What’s My Name?
What’s My Name?

What’s My Name?

My Name Is Aaasif

Aasif Ali Zardaari

I’m The Cause Of Corruption

Par Sharam Muje Na Aani

My Name Is Aaasif

Aaasif Ali Zardari ;->

My Name Is Aaaasif Zardar

Sheela Ki Jawani (Zardari Version)

I Know U Want It But U Never Gonna Get It, Meri Mout Abhi Na Aani.

Maane Na Maane Koi Qoum Ye Saari Meri Maut Ki Hai Dewani.

Ab Dil Karta Hai Haule Haule Se Puri Qaum Ko Bomb Se Uraoon.

Kisi Aur Ki Mujh Ko Zarurat Kia? Main To Mulk Ko Hi Loot K Khaoon.

Whats My Name?
Whats My Name?

Whats My Name?

My Name Is Aaaasif

Aaasif Ali Zardaaari

I’m Just Murdrer Of B.B

Meri Mout Abhi Na Aani.

My Name Is Aaaasif Zardari