Urdu Ki Pehli Book 19472008

urdu ki pehli book?1947
Alif?An?ar
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif?Aataa
by?.Bijli
py?.Petrol

What Is Bba

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

India Me Ek Ajeebogareeb Sms Hai

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,

Bolta B hai

Chalta B hai

Khata B hai

Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska?

S=Sardar

M=ManMohan

S=Singh;-)

Ye Sb Kuch Sirf Ap Kelie Lekha He

Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.

A.acha he tu.

B.bawafa he tu.

C.chahat wala hetu.

D.durd wala hetu.

E.end of to my life he tu.

F.frnd is very god he tu.

G.gosh.e.dil he tu.

H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.

I.inam.e.dil he tu.

j.jiger gosha hetu.

k.kitab.e.dil he tu.

L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.

M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.

N.nazr.e.karam he tu.

O.out of enyme he tu.

P.peyar ka bani he tu.

R.resarh of love he tu.

S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.

T.talb.e.husin he tu.

U.umeed.e.dil he [...]

Fuck Originally Means

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-

In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed sp?ci?l permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:

?Fornication

Under

Consent of

King?

Thats F. U. C. K. for short.

Now U know where that cute word came from..?

Father Means

Father Means

F= Forever With His Family

A= Always There For You No Matter What

T= The Only One Who?s There

H= He?s My Hero Till The End

E= Encouraging In Everything I Do

R= Really The Only One?

No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

Dont Loveonly Line Maro

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.

Different Things With Explanation

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]

Islam Stands For

?ISLAM? stands for:

I = I

S = Should

L = Love

A = Always

M = Muhammad (S.A.W)

Emergency Mubarak

”Pakistan means”

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb

K=Khud kash hamla

I=ilm ki kami

S=Sarko pe pani

T=Trafic jam

A=Awam Helpless

N=No election

“Emergency mubarak”

Do You Know the Meaning of Wife

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever

S M S Doesnt Mean

S . M . S Doesn’t Mean

“Short Messaging Servie”.

It Only Means

“Sweet . Memories . Shared”

Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

Nwfp Ka Kya Matlab Hai

pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?

Pathan ne jawaab diya:

N=no

W=women

F=for

P=pathan. ! ! !

Dont Be Sad When a Girl Call U Bhai

Do u know what bhai stands for

BHAI

B.. Best

H.. Husband

A.. Among

I.. Ideals

So be the bhai of every girl